{"product_id":"alien-graphic-tee-humans-arent-real-retro-sci-fi-t-shirt","title":"Alien Graphic Tee - \"Humans Aren't Real\" Retro Sci‑Fi T-Shirt","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            18.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            22.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            24.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            26.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            28.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            30.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            27.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            28.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            29.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            30.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            31.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            32.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            33.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            34.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Sleeve length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            8.60 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            8.90 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            9.20 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            9.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            9.70 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.40 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.80 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Size tolerance, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Bright, playful, and slightly mischievous — this lightweight tee brings neon sci‑fi energy to everyday wear. A cheeky green alien graphic holds a finger to its lips beneath bold, glowing text that reads “Humans Aren’t Real,” surrounded by a cosmic, retro‑wave frame. The print’s vivid colors pop on the breathable white cotton, making the shirt an easy statement layer for streetwear, conventions, late‑night hangouts, or casual days when you want to spark conversation. It sits with a tidy crew neckline and a modern retail fit that layers well under jackets or over long sleeves. Soft, responsibly made fabric and thoughtful construction keep it comfortable for long hours of wear while the tear‑away label and side seams add everyday practicality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd²) — breathable and easy to layer\u003cbr\u003e- Retail\/crew neckline with side seams and ribbed knit collar for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant Direct‑to‑Film (DTF) or Direct‑to‑Garment (DTG) printing options for crisp, colorful graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Tear‑away label and shoulder tape for comfort and garment stability\u003cbr\u003e- Sustainably manufactured (Fair Labor Association, Platinum WRAP) and REACH certified; blank sourced from Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":52066004697380,"sku":"21902398099450247914","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":52066004730148,"sku":"16619572681060545657","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":52066004762916,"sku":"42713994753349872920","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52066004795684,"sku":"30425109223773850950","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":52066004828452,"sku":"30301505479619069984","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Ash","offer_id":52066004861220,"sku":"15667059187523260272","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":52066004893988,"sku":"23769066397621489276","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Prism Lilac","offer_id":52066004926756,"sku":"25739323291672084972","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":52066004959524,"sku":"14884091123986369529","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":52066004992292,"sku":"33830392053634579015","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52066005025060,"sku":"37932430275399852402","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather True Royal","offer_id":52066005057828,"sku":"12970734122302609698","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":52066005090596,"sku":"63761668734740968257","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":52066005123364,"sku":"35064996910102078465","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":52066005156132,"sku":"68942007407804480070","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":52066005188900,"sku":"28125756370706747878","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52066005221668,"sku":"17770936236351494202","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather True Royal","offer_id":52066005254436,"sku":"54595642908658225323","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52066005287204,"sku":"12615634591281420260","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ash","offer_id":52066005319972,"sku":"90033064736028331990","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":52066005352740,"sku":"66118126965276528814","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Mustard","offer_id":52066005385508,"sku":"29513102236809273316","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":52066005418276,"sku":"95133033853749335283","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":52066005451044,"sku":"30084829077691422165","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52066005483812,"sku":"25224450617004799591","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":52066005516580,"sku":"14565485547517294767","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ash","offer_id":52066005549348,"sku":"24583456237104839871","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":52066005582116,"sku":"11665337535185691612","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Mustard","offer_id":52066005614884,"sku":"26398724801974325410","price":18.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":52066005647652,"sku":"22343290123154712433","price":22.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":52066005680420,"sku":"25973180344650942889","price":22.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":52066005713188,"sku":"20626629270528445620","price":22.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather True Royal","offer_id":52066005745956,"sku":"17959529387045051812","price":22.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52066005778724,"sku":"11542303262919459783","price":22.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ash","offer_id":52066005811492,"sku":"13639526966066382238","price":22.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":52066005844260,"sku":"21247249048206066572","price":22.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":52066005877028,"sku":"17619421875473188714","price":25.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":52066005909796,"sku":"28738330558497587155","price":25.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":52066005942564,"sku":"18674556722280722871","price":25.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":52066005975332,"sku":"14945504992488328878","price":29.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/4067\/3572\/files\/7596387961855051976_2048.jpg?v=1772500366","url":"https:\/\/mayhymapparel.com\/products\/alien-graphic-tee-humans-arent-real-retro-sci-fi-t-shirt","provider":"Mayhym Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}