Daily Shitstorm Survivors Club T‑Shirt

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This relaxed crew-neck tee carries a gritty, tongue-in-cheek badge-style design that reads “Daily Shitstorm — Survivors Club.” The artwork blends vintage crest elements, skull and storm motifs, and muted sepia tones for an aged, road-worn look. Wear it when you want to turn a rough day into something you can laugh about — it reads like a rallying patch for anyone who faces chaos with dark humor. The midweight cotton feels substantial without being stiff and keeps the printed details crisp thanks to dual printing techniques. Machine-wearable, ethically sourced, and built to hold shape, it’s a straightforward everyday shirt that speaks to people who prefer blunt honesty and a bit of gallows humor in their wardrobe.

Product Type: Tee

Theme/Features: Dark-humor crest design; vintage sepia palette; skull and storm imagery; chest-centered badge print; distressed, retro aesthetic.

Target Audience: People with dark-humor sensibilities, frontline workers, parents, service-industry staff, or anyone who jokes about surviving daily chaos.

Occasions: Casual wear, shift-end hangouts, informal meetups, weekends off, or as a tongue-in-cheek token after a rough workweek.

Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton (solid colors) for durability and comfortable year-round wear.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner silhouette and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching.
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/labels and DTG for main chest artwork ensuring crisp, detailed print.
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced cotton with a 2-year EU warranty.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean